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Written by NewsJerks.com
Wednesday, 09 April 2008
The last time David Petraeus was in Washington, he was called everything from a liar to a traitor to a cross-dresser to a Yankees fan. Well, maybe not the last two,
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 09 April 2008 )
This Coffee Taste Like Sh#t!!!
Written by NewsJerks.com
Thursday, 10 April 2008
A department store in London plans on selling $100 dollar cups of coffee made from catsh#t. And you thought McDonald’s coffee taste like s*#t. Handpicked from the finest cat asses with the rich aroma of a dirty litter box at a slightly higher than Starbucks prices, this coffee will hit the store in May. The store did not say where the cream for your coffee comes from. Sources say there was a warehouse full of happy male cats.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 10 April 2008 )
Where Was Obama at 11AM?
Written by NewsJerks.com
Thursday, 10 April 2008
A security guard suffered a gunshot wound during a robbery Thursday morning in Gary--not far from where Sen. Barack Obama was appearing at a campaign rally.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 10 April 2008 )
WHAT'S IN A FLAME?
Written by NewsJerks.com
Wednesday, 09 April 2008
The Olympic Torch -- symbol of peace, hope and steroids -- is making its way around the world followed closely by Chinese runners protecting the flame and possibly passing out flyers for Best China Buffet.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 09 April 2008 )
SO LONG, MO
Written by NewsJerks.com
Monday, 07 April 2008
Actor and conservative hero Charlton Heston has died. Heston, best known as Moses, Ben Hur and the only dude who wasn't a monkey in "Planet of the Apes," had suffered from Alzheimer's.
Last Updated ( Monday, 07 April 2008 )
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